Well I missed class today
Slept in a little late
Had too much fun last night
At least I got an A on my last test
I drank a case of Keystone Light
Well that's the beer we drink here
You always get your money's worth
You put your beer goggles on and they don't wear off
Till your loving the worst
So lets change the subject
Well how bout those grades
Well there's an "A" in alcohol
A-B in beer
C's for the night class we live all year
D is for drunk
And there ain't no E
So F's for for everclear
The teacher missed class today
Slept in a little to late
Had too much fun last night
At least she took us up on our last offer
To drink some warm red wine
She used to be a stripper at the old red fox
Down on highway 69
Let me tell you friend her shirt came off
By the end of the night
Well lets change the subject
Well how bout those grades
Well there's an A in alcohol
A-B in beer
C's for Miss Carter who we love so dear
D is for drunk
And there ain't no E
So F's for for everclear
So we missed class today
Slept in a little late
Had too much fun last night
Well I woke up this morning
Without any warning, Miss Carter's laying by my side
Well I got a full ride all last night
She really knows her sex ed
And I learned more with my hands on
Then any book I've ever read
Well lets change the subject
Well how bout those grades
Well there's an A in alcohol
A "B" in beer
C's for Miss Carter who's asleep right here
D is for drunk
And there ain't no E
Said F's for for everclear
That ol' D is for drink
And there ain't no E
So F's for for everclear
