VERSE 1
Chris was only 4 feet tall with an ego twice as high
I said you have to be as tall as my hand to step inside this ride
So then to overcompensate Chris was at least 6’5”
I guess that’s why the blood didn’t flow up to a brain that was placed so high
Chris would never let me speak unless he’d spoken first
Next Chris was a well known actor, that’s why his lines sounded rehearsed
VERSE 2
Chris would turn my words around to suit his needs at the time
He liked to make decisions from the bump above his thigh
One Chris had a problem with alcohol
The next was way too old for me
Chris was very cynical
And another had ADD
I knew I should’ve ran when he put out his hand and he introduced himself
It’s not that I didn’t like who he was, just wished he were someone else
PRE-CHORUS
Chris had a really good heart inside, but lived way too far
Chris had too much pride and played guitar
Oh Chris thought he knew everything but had nothing to say
He won’t amount to anything but still I let him play
CHORUS
Pray to G-d there’s hope for me
Since I’m only up to the letter C
Pray to G-d there’s hope for me
Get me off of the letter C
BRIDGE
Let’s recap
Chris was a lover of alcohol
One Chris short and one Chris tall
Chris really thought he knew it all
And then I met another boy named Chris
Yeah Chris liked to hang out in the bar
Chris loved to play on his guitar
No Chris would never get very far
And then I met another boy named Chris
CHORUS
Pray to G-d there’s hope for me
Since I’m only up to the letter C
Pray to G-d there’s hope for me
Cuz I just can’t take it anymore!
Get me off of the letter C
