Sitting in my couch
Admiring the scene
I blast off over seven acres
To watch those men clean
Then I remember
My calculator
Sitting on my end table
Back the seven acres
See ya later calculator
I'll be back some day
You were a fine addition to my stuff
I hate to see us divided like this
My feelings for you multiply
But only a fraction of them mean well
Traveling the distances
And watching the men scrub the tub
I realize I am with child
But how can that be?
Then I remember that one lonely night
My calculator and I were together
Making love just right
Way back those seven acres
See ya later calculator
I'll be back some day
You were a fine addition to my stuff
I hate to see us divided like this
My feelings for you multiply
But only a fraction of them mean well
I need you
I love you
I cant subtract all those feelings
I need you
I love you
I cant go the remainder without you
For that - I take my own life
My world ends here
With the last thing on my mind
Being your little solar powered screen
See ya later, calculator
