I got a shower curtain stickin` to my back
And the o`d` cologne sure packs a whack
I got blood on my razor - my face is in shock
'N my hair hangin` down like a Rastaman`s locks
I think I`m ready - I`m gettin` ready
Gettin` ready Teddy - we`re all gonna have fun
I gotta rock `n` roll - rocket says "you gotta go fast"
'N the radio`s blarin` out a blast from the past
Lucille`s in the back screamin` "gimme a break"
Your momma didn`t tell you - that`s the chance you take
It`s oh so sad
When this love is all that we have
To swallow a lifetime away
With so many hours in each day
But calm your foolish heart
Our girlfriend`s can`t keep us apart
I`m with you every step of the way
Baby - what more can I say
The only problem is
I want to party - get down - boogie - have a great time
Well its 36.50 for a room with a view
O' the empire state `n` the pizza place, too
Lucille`s got my body in a total eclipse
She`s all lips `n` hips - you know - one o` those trips
We`re gettin` ready - she`s gettin` ready
Gettin` ready Teddy - we`re all gonna have fun
