No one remembers
The day Ronald Reagan grew a beard
Way back in 1965
For just one day he didn't shave
And I just wanna know why
Did he forget to buy a razor
Did he owe someone a favor
Was he out of shaving cream
All these questions eat at me
Even Ronald Reagan forgets
About that fateful day
But he forgets about everything
Including his own wife's name
I think it was the beard
The beard devoured his brain
Did he forget to buy a razor
Did he owe someone a favor
Was he out of shaving cream
All these questions eat at me
Now Ronald Reagan faked his own death
Because he was ashamed
About that day in 1965
When he had hair on his face
The American people want his blood
And his head on a stake
But hold the facial hair
Extra mayo but no facial hair
