Unpleasant Umbridge
She left her bed a smidge too late
Unpleasant Umbridge
She struggled up due to her weight
Unpleasant Umbridge
She's still coming down
Unpleasant Umbridge
Unbridled in her rage
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
Your toll
Unpleasant Umbridge
A name more feared than death
Unpleasant Umbridge
She stank of cigarettes
Unpleasant Umbridge
Lives deep in the underground
Unpleasant Umbridge
Eats away at you all day
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
Your toll
Don't let her quirkiness catch you off guard
You may just find yourself in a cocoon of her lard
Your naivety may cause you to lust
But Unpleasant Umbridge must be dealt through disgust
Unpleasant Umbridge
She grins at you with no teeth
Unpleasant Umbridge
She lives in abject poverty
Unpleasant Umbridge
A tale as old as time
Unpleasant Umbridge
Unease at every moment
Unpleasant Umbridge
She soon met her sour demise
Unpleasant Umbridge
After a dirty dance with fate
Unpleasant Umbridge
One shot between the eyes
Unpleasant Umbridge
Felled the foul beast in disguise
And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
Her toll
