[Chorus]
Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't all here
She told me to get lost
And that's what I did
But I've done it so well
I don't know where I hid
And she swore that she never will see me again
Hell I'll never find me
In the shape that I'm in
[Chorus]
Now I had to ask myself
If I were me
And I was out drinking
Well where would I be
Then I thumb nailed the label
And there I appeared
Hiding out in a bottle
Behind a three-day old beard
[Chorus]
Well I may be lonely
But I'm never alone
Cause I've been beside myself
Since she's been gone
Oh, please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
And if he can find me
I'll buy him a beer
Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which filthy beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
I'll be beside myself
Pouring down beer
