Give me that spatula
You look like dracula
Eat a tarantula
Batten down the hatch-ula
Lock up that latch-ula
Avalanche-ula
Tell me again what you said
I didn't hear you
Did you say something about how none of my sportcoats fit me
No? I didn't think so
My life is going down the drain
Yo that sounds insane
Life has become such a pain
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
Today I only wish for rain
So don't complain
Tell me again what you said
My ears were covered with bread
I didn't hear you
I can't take this feeling anymore
The feeling of emptiness like my sock drawer
Which reminds me of the laundry I need to do
Which reminds me how bad I don't want to
Lord if you're listening
Take me far away from here
I see you hiding in the backseat
And you're wired to explode
It's just a shame that you forgot to bring
A change of clothes
I'm longing for a flashlight
To light up this dark world
Where the rain never stops
And the black clouds swirl
I see you standing up ahead
Like a shadow of dread
Tell me again what you said
Because I didn't hear you
You
You
So give me that spatula
Give me that spatula
Give me that spatula
Give me that spatula
