I never cleaned my room never held a broom I was always screwing around
Never swept the floor organized my drawers since you came,
My life turned around now the toilet seat's coming down and I'm happy nearly year around
I don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down
I never washed my face never cleaned my place never put a dish in the sink
I was never into clothes smelling like a rose now
I only care what you think now the toilet seat's coming down
And I'm happy nearly year around I don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down
Now the toilet seat's coming down and I'm happy nearly year around
I don't give a damn now the toilet seat's coming down
