Gulp Gulp Gulp
Gulp Gulp Gulp
I want to drink more beer
Until I puke
Drink Drank Punk (x4)
I'm so cool
Cause I can drink so much
I can drink more than you
Drink Drank Punk (x4)
Met a girl at the bar oh
She was a 10 at 2:00 I
Gave her four stars oh
I took her home
She spent the night oh
At 10:00 A.M. she was a FRIGHT
Some old guy bought me some alcohol
We got Drunk at the mall
Drink Drank Punk (x4)
Mom's gonna get us at the mall oh
In a drunken stupor I hope I don't fall oh
I could chew on a big wad of gum oh
Mom won't notice, she's old and DUMB
Drink Drank Punk (x3)
Drink ..
Drank ..
Punk
