If I was a doo doo doo
I'd paint half the world and sky blue
Fill it full of clouds for you
If I was a doo doo doo doo
I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu
Down the line that takes to you
If I was a doo doo doo doo doo
All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu
Couldn't lead my tracks away from you
If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo
Even if my spine was snapped in two
I would remain upon the rack for you
But I'm a dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
I'm a dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
If I was a doo doo doo
I'd divide the force in two
And tried to let go for you
If I was a doo doo doo doo
Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo
To be or not to be
If I was a doo doo doo doo doo
All the sacred cows in Kathmandu
Couldn't match the shrine I built for you
If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo
Celebrating mass with a kangaroo
I would bless the bread and wine for you
But I'm a dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
But I'm a dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
Dumb dumb dumb
My heart is numb
