Whatever!
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever"
This chick comes up to me she's all like
Like "Hey aren't you that dude" I'm like "Whatever"
So later I'm at the pool hall this girl comes up
She's like "Awww" and I'm like "Whatever"
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
It's three a.m. I'm round the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up like "Hey punk" I'm like "Whatever"
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leeroy comes up
Like "Hey I thought I told you not to..." "Yeah whatever!"
Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Hey Zafron"
He's like "What's up" I'm like "That's cool"
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
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