You promised me that you'd marry me and
We'd have a house in the hills with five kids and a dog
If that was true then why'd you sleep with
My fuckin' best friend and lie to me and your mom?
But you can tell everybody to stop feeling sorry for me
'Cause I'm not the one they should feel sorry for
And all that's left to say is
I'd hate to be you, 'cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you, 'cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I moved on with somebody new
And I'd hate to be you (oh)
Yeah, I'd hate to be you (oh)
Hope she was worth it, 'cause you deserve it
You left forever for something that won't even last
And it's funny how you didn't cheat with somebody hotter than me
I swear I don't mean to be mean, but
I'd hate to be you, 'cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you, 'cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I moved on with somebody new
And I'd hate to be you (oh)
Yeah, I'd hate to be you (oh)
I'd hate to be so fucking stupid, so selfish, so clueless
To have me and lose it, it's sad but it's true
I'd hate to be you, 'cause I'll get over it
But you have to live with the hell you put me through
I'd hate to be you, 'cause it's not gonna hit
'Til you see that I moved on with somebody new
And I'd hate to be you (yeah, I'd hate to be you)
Yeah, I'd hate to be you (I'd hate to be you)
I'd hate to be you (I'd hate to be you)
I'd hate to be you
Yeah, I'd hate to be you
I hope he hears this song
