Let the dark ages begin...now!
You don't live the way you should
You're not chaste or wise or good
Oh no, when you're human
I wait for you, my queen
I keep myself ready clean like my maker--against nature
I needn't worry about all the wars out there
The price of fish and all the ineffective hygiene
[Chorus]
You are the reason why I've reached perfection
You are the reason why I try to tend this fertile void
I'm a 13th century boy
These are heroic times
So thumb your nose at years gone by
Be hardened, we're a legend
Now love keeps the country green
I know because I've seen the pictures
In this week's scriptures
All I know is that I feel you coming near
All you need know is that your (prophet elector) is waiting
[Chorus]
You are the reason why I live forever
You are the reason why I learned to love the void
Oh, I'm a 13th century boy
Oh, I'm a New Dark Ages boy
I'm a 13th century boy
