I receive my big promotion, down at the lumber yard
And my income tax return will soon be due
I just made my last big payment on my 68 Corver
The only trouble with me is you
I came up with a winnin' ticket on a ocean liner cruise
And the trip and everything was planned for two
And I arranged for our vacation and the time I thought we'd leave
Now the only trouble, at all, is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind
Hey, I've done everything a man can do
And you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bet comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of, are few
And everyone who knows me, says, I'm fun to be around
Oh, the only trouble with me is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind
Hey, I've done everything a man can do
And you refuse me every time
I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bet comes down
And the vices that I'm guilty of, are few
And everyone who knows me, says, I'm fun to be around
Hey, the only trouble with me is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
