Take a look at the magazine
At the fabulous cover queen
What a pretty girl
In a perfect world,
She is all a lady should be
I'm so keen for my magazine,
Gonna take it everywhere with me
What's the latest scheme on the crazy scene?
I'm gonna read all about it in my magazine
She's a star,
She's a tramp, she's a goddess,
She's a hot sex queen and a momma, too
He's a pig, he's a prince,
He's a mystery man really very private and shy, too
Extra issue exclusive interview
Tawdry secrets of select few
What you didn't want to know
But you really did when you picked up the magazine
To read all about it
Sweet suburban fantasy
My magazine reverie living fast
And high, let it pass you by
But there's glamour vicariously
In the cheap sensation of the well read pages,
Only a buck or two
A new world for you
And a journey to forbidden places
Glossy red lifted sequined harlot,
Come hither not so virgin scarlet,
Make 'em want more, make 'em want you,
Make 'em sigh, make 'em dream,
Make 'em cry, make 'em laugh too
Skinny skinny
Show and tell what's the angle
Tell it like it is or it is not
Gimme, gimme what I want
Gimme what I need
When I pick up my magazine to read all about it
She's a star,
She's a tramp, she's a goddess,
She's a hot sex queen and a momma, too
He's a pig, he's a prince,
He's a mystery man really very private and shy, too
Extra issue exclusive interview
Tawdry secrets of select few
What you didn't want to know
But you really did when you picked up the magazine
To read all about it
