Well, I just talked to rudy on the p-h-o-n-e
Said "it's Saturday night, let's get in t-r-o-u-b-l-e"
I said "ok I'll meet you at the country b-a-r"
I said "b-y-e and aren't we c-l-e-v-e-r" (that spells clever, not cleaver)
Well we got out on the dance floor with
The g-I-r-l-s, and we were having f-u-n,
We were spinning with the best, then the b-a-n-d stopped
And I asked her, "what's your name?"
She smiled at me and spelled it, "it's j-a-n-e, jane" (me tarzan)
She said, "I watch wwf and I love cmt
I go to aa meetings and I've learned to like m-e
Your eyes are kind and I love the way you dance"
The night I met my country western, honky-tonk, spelling bee romance
Well I winked at my buddy, said "I got me o-n-e he drank his beer
