Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse
Rake me over the coals
And I'll try to think of an excuse
I set a goal and it won't be hard
Hit every bar on the boulevard
Bad idea yeah you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight
Cause I'm
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
Just how much I've embarrassed myself
Well I haven't got a clue
Did I throw a drink in your face
Or tell you how much I love you
Oh shit I lost my ID
Hook up the Jagermeister IV
Bad idea yeah you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight
Off the wagon
I'm off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon, wee
Set a goal
Hit every bar
Bad idea
Designated
Alright, alright
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon
That's it
