Welcome to the future
Take one big breath of pollution
Where your kids' kids' kids
Gonna' reap what you sow
Welcome to the future
Take one last look at the setting sun
And say goodbye to everything you know
Hello my name is Kevin
Her name is Karen
Welcome to our party
You've been invited out here
To the suburbs in your Hummer
To our little soiree
We're drinking Koolaid
Playing some basketball
Watching DVDs
Maybe pop a tylenol
And the world's on fire
But we're gonna flip burgers 'til the flames get higher.
Welcome to the future
Take one big breath of pollution
Where your kids' kids' kids
Gonna' reap what you sow
Welcome to the future
Take one last look at the setting sun
And say goodbye to everything you know
Hello my name is Maggie
I'm an orca
I've been sober for a year now
It's been a crazy couple weeks
I got tangled in a fishing net
And harpooned by a creature with a beer gut
And that's when I hit that Aramco
Chase it with some Exxon
And sip on that Conoco
I'm a killer o.g.
But it's getting too hot in the sea for me.
Welcome to the future
Take one big breath of pollution
Where your kids' kids' kids
Gonna' reap what you sow
Welcome to the future
Take one last look at the setting sun
And say goodbye to everything you know
Baby is it crazy that I'm paralyzed by apoplectic paranoia
While the apocalypstick stains on my white collar
Reveal the value of a dollar or two
What if the messiahs and liars and Mayans were right?
The world's on fire
The world's on fire
Let the birds and the bees and the animated bunny rabbits sing
Welcome to the future
Take one big breath of pollution
Where your kids' kids' kids
Gonna' reap what you sow
Welcome to the future
Take one last look at the setting sun
And say goodbye to everything you know
Welcome to the future motherfuckers
Bring it on
