Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I want to taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
Oh Ralph oh Ralph
It's you and me on a saturday night
Having a drink - just talking 'bout sex and living
And I can feel - you want much more than I'm really giving
'cause you must know
Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin
So baby just let me go go
Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I want to taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf
Just let go of your pelf
And please don't seal it
I want to feel it
I want to shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph
Ralph oh Ralph
I want to taste it
Please don't waste it
So Ralph oh Ralph don't do it by yourself
If I would do what you want too
Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition
You need so much
And I would shoot off my ammunition
So you must know
Sleeping with you would be like
Wham bang boom - oooh no
Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I want to taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
