VERSE 1
Now there’s a pill out there that makes me feel
Better in social situations
Paxil’s the name
And so I take this pill, and suddenly like MAGIC
All these shiny happy people appear
And they seem so glad to see me
Inviting me to join them
They seem so sincere, and I’m glad that they’re here
Wouldn’t want it any other way
But as they raise the glass, I have to ask, without offending them of course
WHO ARE THEY
VERSE 2
Did the Pharmaseudical companies shove them inside that tiny little pill and they time release when they take it
And after twelve hours when the effect wears off
Where do they go?
Accupuncture frightens me
I’ve ohmed my way through Yoga class
But those pills don’t stay down in a headstand
And Alcohol fades too fast
I’ve wasted half the city’s water
But Calgon Can’t take them away
Oh wouldn’t life be grand with a Valium in my hand
Effecor save the day
CHORUS
I’m just a Prozac princess a bipolar broad from the Bronx
When life gets me down I open a bottle and I can carry on
The loftiness I get from Zoloft
The lift from Lithium
I’m just a Prozac Princess Popping pills till I’m numb
VERSE 3
Galaxo is always welcome
I’ve changed my surname to smith Kline
Don’t need no roses just bring me some Pfizers
But I’ll take Lilys anytime
Oh if I can meet my prince
A handsome strapping young pharmacist
But I’ll take a psychotherapist with a really BIG
Prescription pad
VERSE 4
Take the edge off with ecstasy
Don’t insult me with Chamomile tea
No I’m not the sort for St. John’s wort
But you can rid my woes with Ritalin
Paxil Claims you can get your life back
The question is: Can I trade it in for an upgrade
Sure the list of side effects are longer than war and peace
But isn’t it worth it for a little peace of mind
CHORUS
I’m just a Prozac princess a bipolar broad from the Bronx
When life gets me down I open a bottle and I can carry on
The loftiness I get from Zoloft
The lift from Lithium
I’m just a Prozac Princess Popping pills till I’m numb
