You're like a kind of religion,
I see you each night on television.
I can't remember all your names,
I love you running through my veins.
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brains.
Alcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again.
I come and see you every night,
Take out my purse and I'll buy you a pint.
Would you like another ?
No thanks,
Tonight I'm wearing incontinence pants.
